How YouTube/Google can further destroy itself

"The only thing (other video services) doesn’t have is a substantial user base, so the videos kinda aren’t there."

Chicken and the egg problem. Youtube/Google will have to do much better to piss off the average user to get them to look for alternatives like this. In fact, I'll give them a few ideas to help YouTube/Google destroy themselves

- Boost the ad volume 100% and bypass all volume controls and disable device power off. Best if done at night.

- Advertise MAGA to liberals, and liberal stuff to MAGAs, with focused intent.

- Popups! Lots and lots of popups!

- "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!" inserted at random times in meditation and sleep sounds videos (I'm sure this is already in effect happening with mid video interruptions, and that annoying lady with the grating voice shilling for an ambulance chasing firm)

- Cookie warnings on every single page

- Every word in the dictionary is triggering and offensive. Ban accordingly (they are almost to this point now).

- "Enjoying your video? Please send us a microtransaction to watch the rest of it"

- Endlessly suggest country music to death metal (or hip hop) fans and visa/versa.

Hope I helped

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anonymous Other September 26, 2024 at 7:09 am 0 0