Klaus Schwab s seatbelt adventure

Being at the very top of society, Klaus had to stay in a frilly dress until he was 23 because his parents followed the 18th century "breeching" tradition and believed he wasn_t mature enough yet to wear regular boys' clothes. He also was kept in a leather harness with reigns so he would not inadvertantly interact with the filthy peasantry like you or me.

When he was lead into the royal state coach, his reigns were attached to special locking hooks in the seat and he had to wear a veil locked in with a collar so the filthy ones like you and me wouldn't catch a glimpse of his oh so perfect cherub face. The stagecoach was bullet proof, and his parents locked him inside with an old fashioned skeleton key and it had to be unlocked from the outside as there was no keyhole or handle to release the doors from within, and the bullet proof windows didn't roll down.

Once the stagecoach got to the fancy upper crust if society ball, Klaus was taken out of the stagecoach, and the collar/harness/veil removed, and a tiara placed on his head and a satin choker with a diamond pendant out on his neck.

Putin saw Klaus and fell madly in love, unaware that he was a 20 year old boy who hasn_t gone through the breeching process yet. When Putin was told about Klaus, what his actual gender was, Putin just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Putin don't care if pretty girl is guy. Putin wants Klaus and Putin will have Klaus!"

Well it was a magical evening for both of them as they slowdanced and kissed, Klaus's delegate little hand in Putin's big, rough, strong hand. They both went behind the closed Kremlin doors and had hot, steamy you know what.

Unfortunately, Putin never saw Klaus again after that night, and he drowned his sorrow in plenty of Vodka

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