Women who are fat need prison

The GOP needs to pass a law to criminalize female obesity. The obese woman arrested should be imprisoned until she has maintained at least a BMI of 24.5 for 12 consecutive months. This prison will have not only guards but obesity specialists, too. Contraband such as honey buns and Swiss rolls and other Franken foods shall land fatties in the whole for a month at a time with only water to subsist on. The food served will ketogenic soups, boiled chicken breasts, unseasoned steamed vegetables and salad with only a lemon wedge to use as dressing. These hambeasts should be made to exercise 6 hours a day for 6 days a week. Calories should be kept at 1,500 kcal on workout days but reduced to 1,200 on recovery days. They must attend lectures about nutrition and exercise and they must also learn to cook keto meals without adding seed oils. The only beverages these fatties are allowed to consume is unsweetened decaf tea and plain water. We need to make American women fappable again.

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Stevie Body July 15, 2025 at 8:16 pm 0 3