I'm Fucking Sick of People

Every day, I do what I can to minimize my access and contact with other human beings, everyone from my own family to the stranger nearby. If I had my way, I'd live alone, in a trailer or a cave, out in the woods or the middle of the desert, alone, because I'm getting sick of people and their shit.

Let's just go chronologically, after all, why the fuck not! Every time I write something on here I write one of these long walls of text nobody probably reads, and I don't even bother looking for to respond to. Why do I even do this shit? Because this is my only real actual fucking outlet.

So again, let's start at the beginning, parents. Most people who are parents, probably should not be parents. It seems the primary reasons people have for making more of our infernal species is because society expects them to, the family will give them a financial advantage "for the children" - because the grandparents get to have all the spoils of playing with their little kid, but none of the responsibilities of being an actual parent! And then of course there's this whole fucked up idea that having a kid is "fun", like you just went to fucking Kay-Bee toys and bought a goddamn Tamagotchi! Then the final part, and this is where you know my real apologeticism is gone, because people want to fuck without contraception, that's right, 5 seconds of a creampie and then of course, out you come in 9 months, and most likely, they are questioning themselves, and wondering what the fuck they just got into....or they feel super-duper self-righteous in their decision in having you, and turn you into a rote plan for their personal narcisscism and keeping the optics just right, not to mention an indentured servant, or to fill that void of that best friend they cannot seem to find.

Being a baby is about the best part of being human. You won't remember (much of) it, what you do remember will probably be so fuzzy it might as well have been a dream, and up to a point, you don't really have any responsibilities, worries, and you have nonstop protection from harm in most cases because you're a "baby", so you are in this magical class that is more like a well cherished pet - because if you're not, CPS comes to take you away!

Your peers suck no matter the generation. The tribal names change but the tenants are just the same...born, feral childhood that nobody believes really happened, teen years of wanting to get laid while pretending to be cool by taking up sports or music, then you become 20-something, notice the world is changing, but you'll take it by the reigns, only to realize by middle age, that's all there is, and the whole system and world around you is roughly a LIE. Republicans still start wars, Democrats still make poor decisions on good causes, corporations still try to fuck us harder every fucking year, what's the damn difference? We all just grow up to be wrinkly old prunes making everyone else miserable because the world isn't what it was when we were younger, forgetting that when we were younger, the world was still shit too.

Then there's the corporate people that lobby the politicians and create the corporate, marketing-driven, slop we all have to deal with. Bunches of people who are in business to get rich, but seem to have forgotten you need a GOOD PRODUCT to get rich, so they fuck us all by making bad, cheap, crappy products, and then complaining at us and lobbying politicians when we won't eat their next shit sandwhich of crap. So we dont, then they lobby the government to put in laws to MAKE US BE REQUIRED to own one of their fucked up enshittified widgets. These fat talking heads in suits and ties then get on TV and everyone thinks they are masters of the planet? Why? Because of the big fucking bank account they keep playing daddy warbucks to steal innovation from people with? C'mon. Do you really believe Elon Musk ever got his hands dirty a day in his life!?!? Do you really honestly fucking think that Bezos is the same guy that was sitting in a one room flat in Seattle shilling used books? Do you really think Microsoft Windows was 100% coded by Bill Gates? I know most people do, because they are THAT fucking thick. Apple? Wozniak was the REAL hero that made that company.

And then these people lobby politicians who just want to be celebrities just like everyone else. I don't know why there hasn't been a anti-celebrity movement worldwide yet? A total fucking shift to maybe not giving a fuck about some rich person with influence! Rather try self-empowerment. Most of these lawmakers have the power to do "great" things, but they either do bad things instead, or do stupid things with great intentions. Why the hell we don't run elections more like job interviews than a football game is beyond me! People say "because it's fun" - look, you're not looking for a new fucking mascot, your looking for someone with the qualifications to run a goddamn country! Hell, here in the USA, we're all so deluded to the default of a old, white, wrinkly, rich, sack of shit running things, that that's all we ever elect. Same shit, different day, that's what it all is. The govt doesn't give shit about you, their too busy trying to start wars with brown people, appease their lobbyists, and tell you what to do because nationalism.

And how do these people get where they are, these fucking normies! These regular, everyday, average joe, college indoctrinated pussies who just follow the book, and think some of the most boring shit is exciting on this planet!

Like sports. Seriously, if I want to watch a bunch of people kick a ball around a field, why not make it more interesting. You know what I want to do? I want to see baseball with child molester's heads as the ball! I want to see football played with the head of a dead tech billionaire! I want to see a game of golf where the rich are the obstacles, and the homeless are new members of the country club! "I call a Par of 5 on this butthole in the Armani suit over there!" "GET IM' RON" (OOFTA!!) HOLE IN ONE!! (braaaap)

Or all these goddamn superhero movies. Which might be why nobody is really rising to the constitutional occasion - everyone's fucking waiting for Bumblebee, Superman, the Witcher, and the Minions to show up and save everything. Yeah, I'm waiting for fucking Captain N to show up and take out Trump with his Zapper I guess. (/sarcasm) Because somehow a family in a bunch of inappropriate skin-tight leotards will save us from our own stupidity.

Or worse yet, in-keeping with celebrity shit - or "star poop" as I like to call it - talking about everyone's fucking relationships! I really don't care whose fucking who! I don't care. I want to know, whose fucking ME! Grande Mocha and T-Shit or whatever just cheated on each other with blah blah and blah blah....WHO CARES! So what if the whataretheycalled family split.....why should I care? What is it contributing to the narrative of things on the planet. I don't find gossip intereesting, I find it annoying. Mentioning what you know, heard, or said, is only useful if it's being used to point out something that just barely has anything to do with humans, and you suck at making examples....like I do.

And spawning off of that, are the gender wars.....I'm a misanthrope, not a mysogynist!

ALL Genders suck. There, I said it, is everyone unhappy now?

Being a guy sucks ass for starters. You hang around with a bunch of cocks who think they are tougher, bigger, meaner, and stronger than you. Everyhting's a fucking competition, and only half of the time is it friendly, if even that. Sex is a social currency, you need to carry around tales of daring do in the bedroom to impress your stupid ass male friends who probably should be working on their "master stroke" right now, not gathering intelligence on your bedside manner! So then you get sick of the cocks, hang out alone, and then you're "not a team player" or "not competitive" or maybe you're a **gasp** "communist gay guy". Because for some reason, men think appending the word "gay" to everything suddenly makes it worse...even gay guys themselves sometimes....wtf? Just realize you're gay, and get the fuck over it. Nobody with a brain in their head cares who you sleep with...now the content of your character on the other fucking hand!

Chicks suck too. And I don't mean what all you asshole men think I mean. There's this whole girly culture that revolves around playing games, gaslighting, manipulating, and weaponizing your sexuality and stronger social skills over men to get whatever you want out of them without any fear of repercussions or accountability. Anything a guy says to you, is just another word-play of bullshit games, gaslighting, and trying to coax him to tell you what you want to hear - which is rarely - if ever - the goddamn truth. Don't like the guy you just slept with, just tell the police he raped you and that fixes everything. Don't like the guy at the mall behind the counter because he's not picking up on your advances.....tell everyone he's gay. Maybe he just sees through your tepid bullshit. Get in a relationship with a guy, and then take away ALL of his freedom. He can't play his video games anymore for more than 5 seconds, he can't be out with the guys, he can't sit alone in silence when he needs it, nope, it's all about you! You you you you you you you.

As far as I'm concerned, both are fucked. Which they really should not do, we have enough of them around here as it is.

Oh and don't even get me started on our sexual bullshit. You know what would fix 90% of the "sex problems" on this planet - we legalize prostitution and turn it into an educational thing...more like "sex 101 for total idiots". Now there's a real use for AI powered robots for ya'. Just put em' in the sex entertainment industry, and then, maybe, just maybe, if a guy can last longer than 30 seconds, and she can actually learn what makes her...well...splendid....then MAYBE They get a chance with a real hot, skilled, instructor of their choice for the advanced classes. No more teen pregnancies, no more rapists, everyone's exhausted as fuck from sex, and they might actually only choose to have kids once they actually thought it through away from the bedroom, not those last five seconds IN the bedroom! Whatever floats your boat, it's your business. From the neighbor bbw lady all the way to a life-size GI Joe with a head of a mastodon, anything goes, as long as they're past the age of consent, and everything is for sure consensual! Actually, that should be the FIRST class, no robots, maybe Augmented reality for that one, kind of like those films about dead teenagers being stupid in cars that we had to watch in Driver's Ed in high school.

See, I have some solutions, I'm not ALL doom and gloom.

God, I'm fucking tired of ranting though now, so I guess I'll call it a night tonight.

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anonymous Relationships March 19, 2026 at 2:45 am 0 0