Funerals

If you go into a funeral and have the demeanor of everything being normal, and talk about shit like what you're going to eat later and what you've been doing, you are a selfish piece of shit.

If you're a woman and you got your tits poking out. You are a selfish attention whore.

I don't expect everyone to be all "WAHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYY WHYYYYY TAKE ME TAKE MEEEE INSTEADD" But goddamn, how about show a little grace and dignity?

Funerals are not supposed to be places for people to show their ass. And the asshole relatives who stand around and act like it's their own Comic Con panel, doing meet and greet with everyone who comes in. Fuck them. The world does not revolve around you.

Then the fucking place picks the saddest songs possible, combined with a slide show to get people emotional. Doesn't feel good to show emotion in a room full of snakes.

And the fucking pastor saying all the fake shit they say to everyone of how they can feel the love in the room and all of that shit. Yeah, lots of love with them sagging titties and assholes acting like everything is just a normal day.

Bernie Mac mentioned in his book how half the people at funerals don't even like you. It's true. I don't think he even wanted a funeral. I'm the same way. Let all two people who care about me have some peace, fuck everyone else.

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anonymous Other June 14, 2025 at 11:54 am 0 0