Fuck you, you fat fuck

All you ever want to do is eat, you refuse to have any interest in ANYTHING other than your manly man video games and cars. You can't even admit you like the same songs i do.

All we have in common is food, and every few weeks you start another stupid diet, bitch and moan about being hungry but get mad at me and blame me for trying to make you any food at all or suggesting food, saying i'm trying to fatten you up

you spend HUNDEREDS of dollars on crossfit but only end up with life long injuries because you are clumsy as fuck

and then you turn around, and go eat all kinds of trash with your friends.
Fuck me for making chicken soup for both of us, but oh your friends want pizza? oh they are planning a BBQ? oooh you guys thought it would be funny to eat so much candy, you hear diabetes moaning in your ears?
MY. BAD. guess i'm just the worst for making you gain all this weight.

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Miss Piggy Relationships June 14, 2025 at 8:04 pm 0 0