Those overpriced boozes in a can that has some shit like a skeleton in sunglasses with an arm full of colorful prison tattoos.
Pretty much any coffee, especially if the person drinking it gets it almost every day.
Energy drinks. Placebo in a can and consumed by lazy, fat, out of shape retards who like to pretend they are so badass and cool for the shit.
The trashy liquors that advertise on late night TV, where you got some celebrity who probably never looked good, talked about aged bourbon like they are the human equivalent of the shit. I guess they are, since they're a sad drunk. Jack and Coke is trashy as hell, just like most liquors.
If you drink any of this shit, you are retarded and should be treated for downs.
anonymousFunny June 14, 2025 at 7:31 pm00
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