Damn cults!

I walked in the snow towards walmart with a woman. She complimented my new frame and we joked around. Once at our common destination, she says wait a minute I have something to give you... I was hoping that it'd be her phone to be friends and praying it wasn't a cross. It was a card for a jeovah recruitment. I resent that she refused to tell me what and presented it to me, prolonging the awkward moment

I declined saying that it didn't work out when a friend tried.

The story was that I got hit by a car, etc... couldn't find the strength to eat more than a raw egg every 2 days because I couldn't stay up... And the old friend replied "my neignboors bring me food ofyen, but you don't deserve any because you're not a jeovah witness!"

It was her first attempt at recruiting me and the last chance she had.

Those cult freaks would rather try to steal my soul and get me to surrender ally money to their cult THAN MAKE A FRIEND!

I escaped after. She didn't go to walmart.

I'm grateful that she didn't pretend to be my friends for weeks before yrying to claw my soul.

I tried the are krishna cult and it was amazing music dance and food until I had to praise their narcissistic god 100 time a day with beeds, muttering with some hypnotic effect that erased all reason and emotion.

I'll talk to my own imaginary friend. He's less fake than them XD

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Pomato Friends January 17, 2025 at 7:04 pm 1 0