Burn. It. All. Down

Can you believe the song "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia" is all about a woman allegedly cheating on her husband? She's not cheating, he's practicing her bodily autonomy with other men. The song even gets worse and implies that a woman could be capable of killing another woman with a gun, and that the woman's brother is framed for her crimes. All because he saw his friend dying and shoots his gun he has on him to flag down a fat sheriff. Men always look out for men, that's the problem with the patriarchy.

You know the worst part though? The song is sang by a woman. A woman! Sex traitor, obviously. Clearly she was put up to it by old nashville. Hayley Williams and feminists everywhere are right, music like this needs to be eradicated from the Earth! Thank god we got Paramore/Paramour. What would we do without secret lovers? Without them Hell wouldn't be as deep and ironically music may not be either. Truly making the world a better place for us all through their rock solid logic and steady aim.

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anonymous Political April 30, 2026 at 8:30 pm 0 0