Bar fish stories..

Lunch at my usual sports bar today, had the daytime bartender, who was looking wow beautiful, enjoyed myself, then..Two guys on the corner of the bar started in about fishing, I had this trout, musta been, oh, 2 feet long, I had him right there, an' he took off like Earnhardt. Then, another time, walleye. He was 5 feet and a good, oh, 20 pounds! These two guys went on and on, each story worse than the other. Who's boat had the Wilson285 NailPro Outboard, I've had that fishing bag since I was a scrappy 10 year old, etc.

The lies got even worse when i switched to hunting. I got this buck, had to be an 18 pointer, corner of my eye. He talked to me, too. I swear, that buck talked to me. At first I thought, these guys are doing this on purpose, seeing who can tell the biggest fishing and hunting lies, but then, bartender woman told me "They do this all the time. They do go fishing, I know that". I told her, fine, but, nothing they say is anywhere near believable. They at least need to make it sound like it actually happened. It provided entertainment, anyway.

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anonymous Other June 10, 2025 at 4:36 pm 0 0