Because both of you let yourselves go. The girl who WAS a piece of ass decided to gain and never lose 70 pounds after getting married. Out of shape loser guy goes further down as he doesn't care how he looks and eats worse than ever.
You don't talk or try with the other. Guy thinks video games are sexy. Girl thinks whore shit is. Wow. Nothing in common on top of it. And you wonder why there is no yearning or "fun" there anymore.
Is a diet of pepperoni Hot Pockets and ranch dressing and other fat people food worth being out of shape and tired all the time? Is the microwave Hot Pocket worth disqualifying oneself from having a real hot pocket, or vienna sausage if that's your thing?
Jim Gaffigans wiikneeFunny October 03, 2026 at 9:16 am00
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