a wife who fucks?

all these people talking about having wives who dont want to fuck them. well, maybe communicate. maybe not gain 60 fucking pounds.

and for straight women who aren't getting pecker despite wanting a little vienna sausage in the hallway action. stick near your playing weight. you dont wanna fuck someone who gained 80 pounds and no one wants to fuck a fat chick either. Like you gotta keep your self looking good, and this is for both men and women.

like i remember this girl who was my age. in my early 20s she was hot. she got married and gained like 60 fucking pounds and never lost it. just stopped trying upon getting marrried. Husband is a fat ass now too. this is all too common. and these people wonder why they arent fucking very often. do you really want to put a Hot Pocket above enjoying a real in shape hot pocket?

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Jim Gaffigan Relationships October 02, 2026 at 9:04 pm 0 0