dear fatties
gotta question for you. you're fat. you gained weight upon being married and bitch and sob about how hard a basic routine is. you eat like shit. you and your spouse argue and ignore one another more than anything. It's not fun anymore. you don't communicate. And you wonder why you're not fucking.my question for you is, is the Hot Pocket really better in your mind than a real hot pocket? all you talk about is either hot pockets or vienna sausages, yet you keep yourselfs looking like shit to where physically no one wants to do the deed, and you don't communicate so there is no emotional connection. So, Hot Pockets and smut is on the menu seven days a week. Is it worth it?
Jim Gaffigan Funny October 02, 2026 at 9:19 pm 0 0
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