Tards n tha workplace

Like Boyz N The Hood, Tards N Tha Workplace.

I can see my next shift. The retards all running around and obsessively looking at their phones. They act like they are above all the rules and that the rules don't apply to them. So, that means they can stop everything to obsessively look at their phone.

The retarded druggie burnouts always talking about crypto and (failed) money making schemes they've been involved with and how they supposedly made so much. Then why are you always crying about having no money? Is it all the booze, tattoos, McDonald's, and drugs you're consuming every fucking day?

Then all the shit about dating. Retards going on and on about whose hot in the workplace. Who they wanna fuck. How supposedly this chick did some made up shit said by one loser, to scare the other losers away. And "I wuz gonna add her on Snap bro."

Retard verbage. "Bro" "Bruh" "Fire" "Slay."

And goddammit no shift is complete without motherfuckers standing RIGHT IN MY WAY, and doing so constantly.

Then they have to look on their phones and start parrotting mindless conspiracy bullshit. The kind of AI Generated clickbait that only a retard would believe, they believe it. "Elon wanted the Cybertrucks to fail so he could buy them back. He's going to strip the parts and sell the scrap metal. He already got their money. It's all profit." "The government watches you through your phone. They control your water tempature. It's crazy." I'm halfway surprised none of these fucks try to talk about Elvis or Kurt Cobain theories.

Then screaming on the top of their lungs about what they're going to get after work. $20 at Taco Bell. "TWONETEE DHOLLURRRS DOESINT GO AS FAR AS IT USED 2 INFLATION INFLATION." Ignore how cheap it is to make Mexican food at home that is more authentic than the unsatisfying shit they serve at Taco Bell, and how that same $20 could easily make 4 or 5 servings instead of the single serving of shit you just bought. IT IS YOUR FAULT YOUR MONEY DOESNT TAKE YOU FAR AND THAT YOU CHOOSE OVERPRICED SHIT INSTEAD OF TAKING 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO MAKE SOMETHING BETTER AT HOME.

Then these retards always sucking on a vape cartridge and blowing that shit. So self-important. Like they MUST and have to, have to do that shit every few minutes. I like how vaping was initially supposed to ween people off tobacco, but now is basically like what smoking was in the 50s. TONS of people killing themselves with this shit, acting like it's not going to bite them in the ass. Then again, you can say the same about all the retarded tattoos they put on themselves.

God, I hate stupid people.

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anonymous Work April 12, 2025 at 11:41 pm 0 0