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I live in the south and i get bullied at school for being an atheist. one day in math class someone (who had been bulling me all year* bought me a bible and gave it to me saying "its not to late for you" i threw that book so hard at his head... And for all you aitheist out there here are my best comebacks

"Jesus was real" accualy, scientist have proven that he was a real 100% average human
" I'll pray that you find god" You pray to *god* and we'll se whats stronger, your prayers or my indeffrence.
"god makes everything" who made god?
"they found Noah's ark" yes, they've found it many times, must be hundreds of 'um
"read the bible" i did, it was the worst fairy tale ever. (personal favrote)

Emma Religion April 13, 2025 at 9:42 pm 4 0

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its genuinely hilarious how hard they try to get you to be intimidated by the very thing you will never believe in. i can assure you threatening me with "what god will think" of me isnt doing a damn thing

subspace t. mine 2 days ago

Christians are scum!

anonymous 2 days ago

Emma gives good head. She likes to go deep throat.

anonymous 2 days ago

Christians who use their religion as a weapon are not practicing their bible.
The USA is choke full of crazy christians right now
It's really no one's business what you believe. Only share your story with people of value and whom you can trust
The rest of the assholes are not worth shit and if anyone asks, your answer should be "I'm not willing to share this part of me at this time" and say it calmly and firmly.
Fuck off works too

anonymous 2 days ago

Be advised that religion is now recognized as a tool of the royal arsenal and therefor cannot be assailed or questioned or doubted by the subjects of the king. Religion joins hate, fear, and fiscal terror as weapons of the king that are exempt from your concern. OBEY

anonymous 1 day ago

^ HAY BALE...is that youse there, franciss? gotcha. the familiar ring of the ding-a-ling ding...D O N G

anonymous 1 day ago

Good for you! I'm ficto and (maybe) a soulbonder, so my FOs media is like a bible and soulbonding my religion and I still don't go around forcing it on people! Beliefs, religious or not, are highly personal and there's no right thing to universally believe in.

anonymous 1 day ago

Hey! OBEY Francis! FUCK YOU.

anonymous 1 day ago

Yawn..hate Christianity, Love Islam..all part of the Religion of Liberalism

671 1 day ago

I am getting real sick of Christians monstering other people with their religion. Ever hear of boundries and personal space, assholes?

anonymous 1 day ago

Con all of them into a church. Drill down the doors and set it on fire. If God is real he'll save them right.

anonymous 22 hours ago

So many Christians need to be locked in high security psych wards. The type with heavy steel doors with those weird View-Master things built into the doors so the doctors can see into the patient's cell but the patient can't see out. The more deranged ones need tons of electroshock.

anonymous 22 hours ago

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