This guy goes on and on to the other people about who he has crushes on. The people he confides in encourage him to ask out these girls, wanting to see the trainwreck of him being rejected.
We work at a Costco type place, you probably know where I'm talking about. His stupid ass keeps talking about the movie Employee of the Month and how "Hot" Jessica Simpson was on it. Average at best. And he continues to talk about the girls at this job.
He has a "crush" on every girl here. When a new person starts or someone leaves, he'll go on to other guys about the total number of guys and girls now. Like the guy girl ratio means anything.
Most people understand not to go out with who you work with. I think a few people at this job are hot, and in that rare way where you're around someone and can sorta pick up that someone thinks you're cute, a couple of these girls seem to think that of me. Do any of us do anything? No. You don't shit where you eat.
This guy is like 27. He is not some 18-19 year old kid, and even if he were, this sort of behavior is pathetic. When I was a teenager I actually wanted a girlfriend for the right reasons. I didn't get to be around many girls. When I did meet someone, I would think in the back of my mind, could there be a future with this person? I never creeped on them or did any retarded shit, beyond this one time I saw a girl I knew at Walmart and went out of my way to say hi. That was it. I never ran around talking like this dumbass at work.
And he friendzones himself with these girls. He acts in the most effiminate, non-attractive way possible of whining and fucking singing shit. Yeah, not exactly looking like James Bond there my friend. I wish he would stop. I'm tired of hearing this shit.
anonymousWork April 15, 2025 at 2:34 pm00
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