Shadow the Hedgehog pissed on my wife

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and pissed all over my wife! Then he said his dick was _this big_ and I said that's disgusting! So I'm making a callout post on my RantRampage.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and here's what my dong looks like: PFFFSSHHHWWW! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it's like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so I'm going to /fuck/ the /earth/, that's right this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! How do you like that, Obama! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplllets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!

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Ivo Relationships November 21, 2025 at 6:14 pm 0 0