This is in honor of the brave ranter(s?) before me who posted about Selena Gomez. I just looked at her Insta and filters galore. She manipulated angles and lighting to have that baby face, looks like she's 12 shit going in some of the pictures. Wearing sunglasses in other pics to hide that whole chipmunk thing going on.
I wouldn't say anything if it was just bad genetics or some horrible accident that happened. I'll make fun of it here because she's a shallow, spoiled rich person who coasts by on her looks, and ironically enough, the shit she does to try to keep her looks causes her to look worse. And her husband looks like Geico Caveman. Ewww.
anonymousOther February 13, 2026 at 2:33 pm00
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. She has one video of herself putting on makeup. She's wearing a striped Where's Waldo? looking shirt. Her face looks like Ms. Swan from MADtv. If you don't fucking know that shit, you better look it up. Selena Gomez looks like Ms. Swan 3 hours ago
You guys are weird. Get a life so you don’t have to care about celebrities. anonymous 2 hours ago
^ Ok. I tell you everything. He look....LIKA MAN. Ms Swan 2 hours ago
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Selena Gomez looks like Ms. Swan 3 hours ago
anonymous 2 hours ago
Ms Swan 2 hours ago