James Bond men

What is with them seeming to pick the ugliest, creepiest men for this part? Pierce Brosnan was handsome, and as a straight man I would fuck the shit out of that or let him do whatever. Sean Connery was handsome too. The other actors they have picked over the decades have all been ugly and/or creepy. Like seriously. Daniel Craig looks like a fucking weirdo, and if he were just out an about and you saw him you'd feel unnerved. That guy whose supposed to be in the top running at the moment, he looks like a fucking rapist, look him up. These guys are not handsome at all, and don't possess the suaveness or anything that the character is supposed to.

Is this why pretty much everything James Bond that isn't Connery or Brosnan isn't really remembered? Roger Moore Bond sucked. Timothy Dalton Bond has always been a laughing stock. Lazenby was like a wish dot com version of Connery without any of his charm and appeal. Like, they all just pretty much suck. And Daniel Craig Bond fades from public consciousness more with each passing day because he sucked too.

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anonymous Other November 05, 2026 at 10:24 am 0 0