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Fat people are harder to kidnap

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Fat people are harder to kidnap

An unofficial poll amongst a variety of kidnapping experts have come to a not-so-shocking realization that fat people are harder to kidnap. Just trying to knock them down is difficult, as it’s almost impossible to strike their heads hard enough without getting somewhat blocked by their back fat. This causes uncertainty in their economic future. Face it - if fat people lost some weight, everyone would win including kidnappers.
Fat Hater Body January 08, 2021 at 10:48 pm 0
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I want a man to throw me into his windowless van so he can have his way with me.
Fat Hater 5 years ago
You’re disgusting! Get out of here and take your bigoted ass somewhere else!
anonymous 5 years ago
You're either fat or you've been kidnapped.
anonymous 5 years ago
Okay, so now, you’re accepting kidnapping? Good luck in any petty debate you engage in; you’ll need it!
Angry Genderfluid 5 years ago
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