Women and their toys makes no sense!

I don't get you broads at all! I see all these memes and posts on FB about sex toys, dildos, vibrators, wands, something called a "Lemon" and a "Rose", and all these lubes and creams that are supposed to enhance orgasm. It don't make NO damn sense! Why don't y'all just get a damn man! All that stuff is expensive and stupid, it is plastic or rubber and fake AF, it can't be THAT good and sure ain't replacing no good hard dick! You all try SO hard to prove you don't need a dude, but then you can't even get off unless you go to extremes and buy a bunch of rip off crap that is going to break in a few months anyway! When ALL you chicks gotta do is treat men with some respect, be a little bit kinder to us, stop acting so damn stuck-up and bitchy all the time, stop ignoring us in bars and clubs, or when we try to talk at you in public places, or answer us on dating apps and stop being flakes that just ghost after a few messages! What I really ain't getting are you gals who insist you are gay, lesbians, whatever, but you gotta go out and buy a strap-on dildo thing to use on each other just to feel something, and to be able to reach orgasm but none of you are getting that whole get up is a stand in for a guy! You want nothing to do with men until it comes to the part that feels good, and you go out and some fakey rubber thing and then hook it around your waist and go at another chick with it? Come on ladies, you can't tell me that y'all are that damn stupid or that you hate men that much! What is so wrong with a guy??? I don't get this man-hate stuff, at all, or understand where it came from! And yeah, I get it, dudes jerk off too, but when WE do that shit we can use one hand and a little bit of lotion or Vaseline and it is enough, you gals have to use all those devices and special expensive ointments and "serums" or whatever? Why do you make it so difficult? This is why men get frustrated in bed because you ladies are never happy with anything, and you always want us to keep going and going when you can just focus like WE do and cum when we are giving it to you! You are supposed to get off when we are doing you with OUR dick, and you could if society didn't fill your heads with some ridiculous idea that it is supposed to be so much better than it is, or better than we we feel, or you deserve a bunch of extras in the sack! All these overpriced but cheaply made toys only add to that issue because then you all get used to feeling something unnatural with batteries, or something that vibes or does something like that, and now you can't enjoy regular normal sex with a man, because it isn't fulfilling anymore! See, men don't use all that stuff, yeah some dudes do, but they are few and far, and guys who do that get hella made fun of for it if anyone finds out!

Gals, come on! There are SO many single guys out there, and SO many of you have bf's and husbands you aren't giving any too, but instead choose some weird looking flower toy? I just don't understand it. You got the real thing right there at home, or you can EASILY get it anytime or anywhere you want, but you choose all that crap! Any woman, can get nearly any man and can get sex at any time. it is men who struggle with getting some, and we'd never choose our hand or a toy over the real deal! Doing all that masturbation stuff is supposed to be the temporary substitute for not getting sex, not the chosen alternative or replacement, but many of you broads made it into your choice above actual men! And don't get me going on that lesbian stuff! That makes NO logical or reasonable sense, and the proof being that you all still try to replicate sex with a mans, so...just BE with men! A hole can't go into a hole ladies!

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Juan T. Relationships January 21, 2026 at 5:51 pm 0 1