wilderness sucks ass

That fucking hippy ass song "They paved paradise and turned it to a parking lot" and other bullshit written by people who haven't been through anything, who act like some shithole swamp that is contributing nothing to the world is really better than actual businesses and places for people to go.

I don't want to be in some muddy bug infested shit hole. I hate bugs. I hate snakes. I hate broken tree limbs. I hate the sound of tree limbs falling down. This shit sucks. Building some shit that isn't horrible isn't going to somehow make aerial shots of the planet look like nothing but concrete. Most of the world is still trees and water. And so what if it reaches that point?! I'll be fucking dead and maybe fun places are better than woods where people go to kill animals or dump corpses like on all of those true crime shows crazy women like.

I really am not going to care for tending to the planet, an inanimate object mind you. Lets see why. Nuclear hot weather that kills. Brutal winters that freeze and also kills. Rain storms that do the same. Bugs that make you miserable for a week after biting. But OH NOEEEEEE a cornfield got sold and is now an ugly housing development, or a strip mall. At least locals won't have to smell literal shit every few months anymore, as there is now nothing to fertilize. I hate local farmers too. Lifer dipshits who think they own the road and they bounce while going 10 MPH in their tractor like they are riding a dick, and have zero regard for the 40 cars stuck behind them who are being made late for where ever they are trying to get to.

Stop with your bitching.

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anonymous Other September 21, 2026 at 7:57 am 0 0