weirdo baby talk

I can't stand this trend. Weird, unfunny people talking like babies. "chickie tendees" "chalky milk" etc. etc. I saw an ad for yogurt where it was the guy from Prison Break (buff motherfucker) and he was in a suit eating yogurt and something to the effect was said of "yogeee in my tiumeee" and I was just like no. I have just recently been able to start eating yogurt without thinking what it looks like. Then they had to fucking ruin it by talking that way.

The most fucking unstable and unhinged people I've ever worked around would talk this way. Creep effemninate men who would be all "fwency fwies" one minute and yelling their heads off the next. No rational or functioning person is going to talk this way. Babies don't even fucking talk like this, because babies see being a baby as a negative. Yet, some 20 or 30 something does this?! Fucking weird.

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anonymous Other October 06, 2026 at 10:13 am 0 0