She gets on there for the 3rd time of the day and has a like. She doesn't read any of his profile and likes him back. Sends an enthusiastic first message of "Hello."
Guy replies, asking "I see you like movies. What are some of your favorites?"
She replies "Oh. I love all types. Horrors my favorite."
Guy: "Nice. I just saw the Terrifier movies for the first time. Hope he isn't at any haunted houses :). What do you like to do for fun?"
Her: "I don't have many hobbies."
Guy: Doesn't reply and/or unmatches.
Her: :o Wonders why she has been on the app for three years and hasn't been on one date.
anonymousFunny October 06, 2026 at 8:32 am00
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