Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

(Is there somebody at the door am I just hearing things?)

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

(Holy fuck! How much do they have to knock before they put two and two together and figure out that no one is going to answer?)

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

(Okay this is really getting fucking annoying now.)

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

(I swear if this loser knocks one more time I'm going to grab my shotgun and answer the door in a very foul mood.)

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

(That's it! Where's my shotgun?)

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

(Opens door and unloads two rounds into the loser's chest before returning to peace and quiet and posting on rantrampage.)

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BOTTOM LINE

This is NOT a threat! This is the plot for a short story... Working title: The Loser Never Stops Knocking. (Title inspired by The Postman Always Rings Twice)

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anonymous 5 years ago