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The Joke

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lara
Lara who?
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anonymous Funny October 09, 2019 at 10:18 am 0
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock
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Knock Knock

(Is there somebody at the door am I just hearing things?)

Knock Knock
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(Holy fuck! How much do they have to knock before they put two and two together and figure out that no one is going to answer?)

Knock Knock
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(Okay this is really getting fucking annoying now.)

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(I swear if this loser knocks one more time I'm going to grab my shotgun and answer the door in a very foul mood.)

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(That's it! Where's my shotgun?)

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(Opens door and unloads two rounds into the loser's chest before returning to peace and quiet and posting on rantrampage.)

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This is NOT a threat! This is the plot for a short story... Working title: The Loser Never Stops Knocking. (Title inspired by The Postman Always Rings Twice)
anonymous 5 days ago
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