I am like Eric and am living my own version of That 70s Show, set in the 2020s.
I had a horrific upbringing and am more mature than my peers. I come across as soft, when in reality I've been through more than my bosses who are twice my age. I hate nerd culture.
The closest thing I have to the circle is a Discord room I'm growing tired of. The people are all conceded and retarded stuck up know it alls who wouldn't notice if I were gone.
My job is at a hotel. Pays better and is more stable than what I went to college for. My coworkers all around my age are always talking about booze, vaping, share vapes, and go on about who they have crushes on. My bosses will chime in with the sexual remarks. I work with a pervert Indian guy who is like my version of Fez.
The closest thing I had to Donna was this bitch who strang me along who I walked away from. Shes an alcoholic and married to someone else now.
Like Eric, I have a sister who I hate. She used being a girl as a way to manipulate and do nothing her whole life, now feminism is her reasoning for why she never did anything. Ignore how I was always treated worse on account of being a boy in our house.
And all of the shit about narcissism and dysfunctional parents has become so mainstream that most of it has lost its meaning. The ones like me who have been through shit keep quiet, while the assfucks who had been through nothing call everything gaslighting and abuse.
I live on my own and am content with my life. I just realized today it's like a bleak, real life version of what That 70S show would be set in this fucked up decade I'm in.
Like Eric I hate
Modern Eric ForemanFunny March 28, 2025 at 5:18 pm00
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