Stupid as FUCK Asian parents

To the big forehead motherfucker named Confucius, I send you a massive “fuck you”for making Asian parents feel as if they can do whatever they please and still be correct (i.e., filial piety). To get into the specifics, I fúcking had a college chem project with group members that had very inconvenient schedules, ex: 11:30 PM, that overnight project session led to my phone being retained in my room(something my paranoid as sh1t asian parents do not like); I thought it was the sensible thing to warn my father that I kept my phone in my room for project reasons. Come the next morning, when my imbecilic, presumptuous prick of a mother makes her debut, she does not bother to even ASK her own husband as to why my phone wasn’t out, nor did he alert her, before flying into a fúcking fit of rage and calling me up at 7AM on a break day. Even with her entire argument being based on a fucking false assumption, she had the gall to demand my “phone addicted” ass to install screen time and threatened to cut me off the family internet plan.

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FUCK YOU ASIAN PARENTS Other December 07, 2022 at 8:48 am 0 0