Starbucks coworker

She has this fake, overly peppy, put on ass demeanor. I've worked with lots of effininate acting queer acting men like this, this girl is the first female who I've worked with whose been this way.

She does her fake quippy sitcom shit with everyone. Then she flirts with me big time. ALWAYS going out of her way to give me fake praise for things that no one should be giving praise for, like how I write out customers names on cups, or how I do other tasks that are part of MY JOB.

She has asked everyone but me about their relationship status. From how she acts, I know she wants to fuck me. She reminds me of the bratty fake acting girls I'd be around at the fair as a teenager. They'd be there screaming and acting stupid while in emo/scene kid make up and would try to beg pretty much any guy to go out with them. I didn't like that shit then, and I don't want that behavior now from a woman whose like 30.

She doesn't know I know about her supposed engagement. My former coworker/friend works with the hideous chud she is supposed to be tying the knot with. I guess it means nothing that she is coming onto other men.

I look better than the boyfriend. I'm not retarded immature trash like this girl. I'm not putting my job on the line for a piece of pussy. She acts like she's tweaking and that is something I observed when I first saw her. So, I wouldn't want to slide into any opening of hers, and certainly wouldn't want a relationship with this bitch when not only would I not be able to trust her, but she is also flaky as hell. At work she never follows through on anything that she says ever.

So yeah, leave me the fuck alone. I want a real woman.

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anonymous Work June 16, 2025 at 5:09 pm 0 0