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Riley Leanard can't pass more than 10 yards

Riley sucks at throwing the long ball. He will never see the NFL. What a schmuck

anonymous Sports January 09, 2025 at 10:38 pm 0 0

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But the important question is can he play for Greenland? And can he pass the football better than Biden passes out kidney stones? If so, he's better than OJ Simpson. And then he may be blessed to smell Trump's farts like Biden huffs toddler's scalps and gets off on their trauma, all crying and shit.

anonymous 6 hours ago

Biden throwing the pigskin, as he'll call it, and scream out CORNPOP!!! As he tosses the ball and it goes just a little past one yard. You GO, Geriatric Boy!!! What a HEEEE-ROOOOOWWWWW!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!!

anonymous 6 hours ago

Riley will have an excellent career as a sports analyst next to Barkley and Shaq and the other EKG addled fucks there mumbling and bumbling their way through what passes as commentary on a sport people only watch to bet on and see if they won or lost.

anonymous 6 hours ago

Notre Dame....Oh yeah! The Cathedral there reopened up. The watchers all wanted to see a borderline porno bromance between Biden and Trump. Melania knew she was the third wheel so she kept to herself and eyed up more insurance to go with from the men there.

anonymous 6 hours ago

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