Retro bowl rant

Ok so I’ve recently been introduced to the game retro bowl. I caught on quickly considering I really enjoy/are good at football. All was well until last year (retro bowl year). I lost my first game and won all the rest including the super bowl. So apparently my quarter back, kicker, and one other minor position’s contract ended. So the fucking stupid game cuts all three of them from my damn roster. And the when I try to go replace them the stupid game says you need to upgrade you salary gap. But guess what it costs 100 motherfucking coach credits to do that and I only have damn 30! Like what the fuck. The game is clearly trying to push me to spend real fucking money. So this year has been fucking terrible! I have a dog shit quarterback who is probably from some dog water team like the Detroit lions or Chicago bears who can’t fucking throw the ball worth a shit. And the when I get the chance to take a field goal, I never make it unless I’m right in front of it at the 30 or less yard line because my kicker sucks nuts. Then I get put up against teams like the Denver **** and the New England deflatriots who can lick my asshole. I’m done with this bullshit game, I swear this game likes men.

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Anonymous Sports December 11, 2021 at 10:39 pm 0 0