retards be like

Bro bro. I be. Bro bro bro bro. Motherfucker this. goddamn that. drinking energy drinks. the really trashy women love to boast about being an "elder emo" aka elder whore. and they have no concept of what shit cost.

like they can't even fathom how $12 or $13 can buy enough to make food that can last several days. Good, filling, easy to make food. Literally thousands of recipes. Ones that don't need a Masterchef level kitchen. They can't fathom it because a meal at McDonald's is around that.

They have no concept of the job market or salaries. Always obsessed with finding other jobs. They'll jump from place to place, not thinking about WHY certain places are urgently hiring, or what the work actually entails. And they fucking assume people in other jobs make way more than they really do. AKA thinking managers at restaurants make 50K or more. Not if it isn't five star.

so, no concept of reality or the real world. yet they think they know the real world. they'll go on and on about conspiracy laden bullshit. how epstein had a magic sex tunnel that connected his house to the playboy mansion. and elvis is trying to fuck some of lisa marie's friends now. i really did hear a retard saying that once. like how Elvis was on Home Alone. If you really think that, you should be deported.

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anonymous Funny March 17, 2026 at 1:53 am 0 1