Retarded tourist OCD bullshit

Touriesty places forcing some OCD voodoo on everyone that makes no sense.

If you visit a cave (a fucking very clean and controlled cave mind you) they make you walk through this thing afterward that looks like a metal detector and there are these black wet pads that you step on. Supposedly, it's supposed to trap the dust. What dust? All it does is make a person's shoes wet. But as long as the control freak asshole who put this into effect is happy, nothing else matters right?

And then campgrounds and parks that have bears. They bitch and throw a fit if people try to leave food down for the animals. Blah blah blah, it effects the natural habitat, makes the bears act retarded, blah blah. Well, maybe a very controlled, tourist heavy park filled with cars and blacktop isn't exactly a "natural" habitat to begin with. And if some fucking bread is going to cause a bear to act retarded and go on a rampage, maybe that's sign enough that these animals are dangerous and despite how "controlled" you fucks claim them to be, and they shouldn't be around tourists who could get hurt.

Wait. This gives me an idea. I'm gonna open my own tourist spot and come up with my own OCD bullshit. Okay. To visit my "museum" you're gonna have to spin three times before going in. Then tap the wall 123, 123 to stop whatever intrusive thought in your head from happening. Then if any women 23-35 in your party who are single and look like Kristen Stewart are present, they gotta take a picture of themselves and leave their name and phone number. Sorry, it's the rules.

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anonymous Other March 21, 2025 at 10:54 am 0 1