Report to prison if you do the following

- Saying "Make America Great Again"

- Women wearing big stupid glasses when they don't even need them

- Coping a shitty old fashioned matron attitude which usually goes with the previous point

- Enshitifying websites, software, or services

- anyone who tries to make "You will own nothing, and be happy" come to pass

- I'm applying this one retroactively: Anyone who called Nintendo cartridges "tapes" 30-40 years ago

- Half assed documenting game mods, or worse, making outright false claims in the filename (ran into this yesterday)

- Making stupid, unoriginal, and unfunny jokes in the workplace knowing you have a captive audiance that you can monster into putting up with this shit.

- Any person who says "Video killed the radio star" to describe something replacing something else, especially when none of it has anything to do with music

- Anyone who gives the "bootstraps" talk to others

- People who are out in developing storm conditions, hair starts to raise in the air, and rather than recognising the mortal danger of a lightning strike this indicates, they smile and giigle, and take selfies (remember that photo of the two brothers from 50 years ago where this was happening, and what happened right after that picture was taken.

- Anyone who tries to look "sophistimicated" by spouting crap such as "The prodigal son" or "Rennesance man"

- Anyone who makes loud mouth noises when they eat

- Anyone driving a Cybertruck, because that one came out after Musk's nazi reveal, and it's really crappy as a truck at that, so no excuse here.

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anonymous Other April 27, 2025 at 12:32 am 1 0