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My wife accused me of playing in my butt

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My wife accused me of playing in my butt

My wife was complaining about the new toilet we got installed, saying the bowl is too deep saying she keeps getting poop splash. I told her, why you not catching your shit? She said she just lets it hit the water. She really told me she doesn’t catch it every time! Now she’s telling everybody I’m doodoo boy because I’m playing in my butt when I go potty. She’s really talking like I’m the shit, I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty. It’s wrong!
Female Body October 02, 2025 at 2:32 am 0
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anonymous 3 weeks ago
LMAOOOOOOOO BRO
anonymous 3 weeks ago
them bowls are ticky diicky an sometimes things reach up from down there and breath on your giblets an you stay put ter just go with it...
anonymous 3 weeks ago
Ngl, this is the most funniest thing ever.
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