What is all this butt sex posts? You woo a woman with poems, flowers, petting her on the head like you would to a dog. You will only scare women away if you run after them saying "Sex in asshole".
SuzzieFunny September 29, 2026 at 6:34 pm01
Nah, Suzzie, you know your love language is "two in the pink, one in the stink"
It's okay. No one's gonna judge you if everyone knows. anonymous 15 minutes ago
Been trying to scare away my ex anyway.
How tf you gonna accuse me of rape via messenger, take it back.
Tell me you're gonna get a restraining order, then take it back.
Then ask me if I wanna pay for us to go out and get something to eat randomly a year later?
Fuck that. She needs to go away and my love language isn't scaring her away. Think one of you players could take her off my hands? she's uneducated and got drug issues. She can probably drink you under the table too. If she didn't do all the drugs she could pass for Jessica Alba, but holy shit that acne. So much acne. i didn't notice until a shower once.
So much bacne.
Shit was an old school horror movie.
And when she shits it smells like she wiped out a small village. It's the drugs.
But she's got a nice body for now. You should totally take her off my hands cause I'm not scaring her away good enough. anonymous 10 minutes ago
Everything is documented to in case she ever tries shit. got plenty of screenshots of her running her mouth in messenger anonymous 10 minutes ago
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It's okay. No one's gonna judge you if everyone knows.
anonymous 15 minutes ago
How tf you gonna accuse me of rape via messenger, take it back.
Tell me you're gonna get a restraining order, then take it back.
Then ask me if I wanna pay for us to go out and get something to eat randomly a year later?
Fuck that. She needs to go away and my love language isn't scaring her away. Think one of you players could take her off my hands? she's uneducated and got drug issues. She can probably drink you under the table too. If she didn't do all the drugs she could pass for Jessica Alba, but holy shit that acne. So much acne. i didn't notice until a shower once.
So much bacne.
Shit was an old school horror movie.
And when she shits it smells like she wiped out a small village. It's the drugs.
But she's got a nice body for now. You should totally take her off my hands cause I'm not scaring her away good enough.
anonymous 10 minutes ago
anonymous 10 minutes ago