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Is gross and if you like it you r a retard, and probably gay too.
anonymous Funny May 21, 2025 at 5:21 pm 0
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You are a bully. You pick on everything that I say in person and then make references to it here. Why did you even come here? To bully me? Is it because I am overweight? I am going to be more guarded. I dealt with bullies like you in high school. I first thought that maybe you had a crush on me, but I realized that is not the case because you make no effort in talking to me in person or even chatting with me. Are you trying to find faults with me and get me in some trouble? I do not know your motives here.
anonymous 7 hours ago
It is okay, I still have a fat heart and I forgive you. I have been called worse.
anonymous 7 hours ago
How the fuck do people think a post about mayo is about them?
anonymous 7 hours ago
Because I talk about Mayo stuff all the time.
Firt commenter 7 hours ago
I show people that video of mayo. The one with the cat.
Firt commenter 7 hours ago
Every person who have been around who goes on about mayo has been a fucking slob, and I have no idea who the person commenting is.

UNLESS you're the fat, redneck retard I worked around like 2 years ago. The one who'd always scream movie quotes and say "fire bro. Fire bro" and bully this guy who everyone (but me and like 2 others) shat on. This slob would go on about tomato mayo sandwiches and shit. Bleh. Why not just...I can't say what I wanna say. Just ewww.
anonymous 6 hours ago
Sorry OP. I guess I made a mistake thinking that I was being targeted.
First Commenter 6 hours ago
There is a guy at the place I'm at who looks like a handsome non wimpy pop culture obsessed Seth Green. I bet he doesn't eat mayo.
Dr. Evil 6 hours ago
Currently I own 1 tub of avocado mayo, 1 tub of half fat mayo, 1 garlic mayo, 1 spicy mayo, 1 miracle whip, 1 Dijon mustard, 1 honey mustard, 1 Caesar dressing, 1 poppy seed dressing. A girl got to flavor her sandwiches.
My mom keeps threatening to throw my tubs of mayo.
First commenter 6 hours ago
Seth Green looks like an orange tabby cat.
First commenter 6 hours ago
Seth Green is an annoying cunt because he has no personality, and acts like he's the only one who knows pop culture shit that most other people are also aware of on some level. Almost like a real life version of Chip from The Cable Guy.
anonymous 4 hours ago
Your mom should of been beaten abused and thrown down a flight of stairs while carrying you. You both seem retarded, her for not closing her legs and raising you correctly and you should just fucking kill yourself.
anonymous 4 hours ago
I still vomit when I think about what Travolta said on Pulp Fiction of how people in Amsterdam drench fries in mayo. People in other countries are retarded with their assbackwards names and methods of doing shit. No one wants them here. Stay in your own shit hole countries. I don't want them. They don't want me.
anonymous 4 hours ago
Oh! You gave me an idea now. Next time, I will have my fries with a mixture of mayo and ketchup. Yum!
First commenter 3 hours ago
Just ignore the awful comment by someone else saying to throw moms down stairs. I think I know who they are. There are 2 people I could guess. They make dark comments like that. We all love you.
First commenter 3 hours ago
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