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Lesbians and bisexual women don't exist

Lesbians and bisexual women don't exist

It's Adam and Eve, not Eve and Butch.



100% of all women are 100% straight. Fuck off with this idiotic myth that "all women are naturally bi", or that "women's sexuality is fluid". It is not. Straight women are naturally 100% straight by default and are straight in the exact same rigid way that men are and feel literally zero sexual or physical attraction to women and only feel sexual and physical attraction (and arousal) towards men. The only reason they're comfortable being platonically intimate with other women is simply because there has never been any stigma attached to women being intimate with one another. If they had the same amount of stigma leveled against them that men have had since forever, then the very idea of them doing anything remotely intimate with a woman would disgust them on a visceral and instinctual level and would make them want to puke their guts out, much like it is for men. This doesn't somehow make their sexuality "fluid", it just means that they're not bothered by same-sex intimacy the way men are. If men also had no stigma attached to them being intimate with one another, then they would also be comfortable being intimate with one another. This also doesn't mean that same-sex disgust is somehow "learned", it's the other way around, it's inherent within all humans, male and female, and you simply learn to supress your natural disgust for it, especially women. Don't even try to contest this fact or contradict it. I am 100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct about this.

And even amongst the incredibly small amount of women who PRETEND to be "bi", and pretending they actually COULD be genuinely "bi", they're at absolute most 5-10% bi at best and only possess a "romantic" or "emotional" attraction, not a physical or sexual one (the only two that actually matter), and are still infinitely more physically and sexually attracted to, and aroused by, men and men's physical appearance, because women literally can't get horny over females' physical appearance. They literally just can't. It just doesn't happen. There's nothing in their brain that allows them to be able to. They can't look at a woman's face and get horny over it. They can't look at a woman's body and get horny over it. They can't look at a woman's pussy and get horny over it. It's just not a thing. They can quite literally only be aroused by men's physical appearance/features (Men's faces, men's bodies, men's penises, etc). Basically, what you posit as sexual attraction to women is merely "emotional attraction" and you're confusing it with sexual/physical attraction, when it's nothing of the sort. Women can be sexually, visually, physically, romantically, and emotionally attracted to MEN, but when it comes to other women, they can very specifically only be emotionally/romantically attracted to women, never physically, visually, or sexually. Because of this, "emotional attraction" doesn't count as anything, especially not an ACTUAL, legitimate form of attraction or anything related to sexual arousal, and therefore should be automatically disregarded and treated as an illegitimate form of attraction, since only physical and sexual attraction/arousal matter and those aren't present in female/female attraction. Once again, don't even try to contest this fact or contradict it. I am 100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct about this.

Even the dykeiest of all dykes who PRETEND that they have zero physical attraction towards men's physical appearance are completely lying and can actually ONLY be aroused by men's physical appearance, never women's (which is why they always need every girl to look as much like a guy as humanly possible before they can even be physically and sexually attracted to them). Even in their fantasies, they're always imagining a hot guy, never a hot girl. And on the off chance that they ever would actually fantasize about a female, they would make her look as masculine as they possibly can, since, once again, women literally NEED women to look exactly like men before they can even find them physically attractive or be sexually aroused by them, because, surprise, surprise, women on a biological, instinctual, and intrinsic level can not be physically attracted or sexually attracted to (or aroused by) the physical appearance of women. Who would have guessed something so blatantly obvious, huh? Once again, don't even try to contest this fact or contradict it. I am 100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct about this.

There was also an experiment conducted that proved that all women are straight. They took straight women, bisexual, and lesbian women and attached sensors that could determine genital arousal, and used an FMRI, along with giving them a button that they could press to confirm if they were aroused by something (though, the true purpose of the button was to see if they were lying about what they actually found arousing, because if they pressed the button to indicate that they were aroused, but their genitals didn't react and/or their brain didn't light up, the researchers would know that they're lying about what they were aroused by).

So, as you would expect, all the straight women were only aroused by men, and were more aroused the more masculine the man looked and less aroused the less masculine he looked, and were not aroused by women or female features whatsoever.

The bisexual women... wait for it... we're also ONLY aroused by images of men, they weren't aroused by images of women at all, contrary to what one might expect.

And finally, the lesbians... Not only were the lesbians also ONLY aroused by men, and not aroused by the women at all, but, and here's the kicker, THEY WERE ACTUALLY MORE AROUSED BY MEN THEN EVEN STRAIGHT WOMEN WERE!!! XD Go figure! It turns out lesbians are actually more attracted to men than even straight women are! LOL!

So, yeah, it turns out that lesbians and bisexual women don't actually exist and all women are just straight. Have fun with that knowledge.

"But what about women who watch lesbian porn", I hear you ask. Simple, they're still fantasizing about men, despite there being women on screen. See, women do this thing called "vicarious arousal". Her brain essentially goes "She's a woman and she's aroused, therefore, since I am also a woman, I must also be aroused". She's not being aroused by the actual woman herself on screen, she's being aroused by the fact that someone else other than her is aroused. She would experience the same thing if you showed her a guy being aroused or, hell, even a fucking animal. Although, in the case of the man being shown, she would experience both DIRECT arousal BECAUSE of the man himself while ALSO experiencing VICARIOUS arousal because he was aroused, as well. Women will also do this thing were they'll put on certain kinds of porn, yet not even fantasize about the kind of porn that's on screen. They'll put on lesbian porn, yet still fantasize about being kissed, held, and fucked by a man. No matter what, they're always imagining men, never other women.

Hell, even I'll watch something like, I dunno, white male, asian female porn, and then fantasize about fucking a white woman. Or if I see a circumcised dick, I'll just pretend that he's uncut and imagine a woman getting fucked by an uncut dick. This isn't just some insane shit that I'm making up, it's a very real thing that people, especially women, do.

"Well, then, why not just watch straight porn?" They do, but, again, it all comes down to vicarious arousal, along with female narcissism, and a lack of theory of mind. Women are very basic, very childish creatures, and they find it easier to project themselves on to someone or something if that person or thing is female as well. This is also why women almost never have any male role-models or why they're able to comprehend information easier, or are more accepting and receptive of information, if that information is conveyed by a woman. It's this very simplistic way of thinking of "she's a woman, I'm a woman, therefore X." Once again, don't even try to contest this fact or contradict it. I am 100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct about this.

Oh, and to anyone who's gonna bring up that harem bullshit, your idiotic, little harem theory is completely wrong and is very easily debunked by pure common sense, logical analysis, and applying more than five seconds of thought on the matter.

Humans did not evolve in harems. This is a myth and there's no evidence to support it. In fact, evidence suggests that throughout history, human populations were largely monogamous and current trends of human relationships continue to substantiate this fact, as the vast majority of humans are still monogamous or primarily seek monogamy, especially women, as they're biologically designed to be inherently monogamous, not polygamous.

And besides, even if human beings did evolve in harems (which we didn't), there's no reason why women would somehow HAVE to become bisexual because of it. They could still just be straight and never do anything with the other women, with all of them existing as nothing more than side pieces who solely engage in sexual acts with the harem leader and never with each other.

And no, they also wouldn't have to resort to "lezzing out" while their husbands were away to sexually satisfy themselves either, you dipshits. They could just rub one out, wait for him to return, or fuck another guy on the side. Why would they need to resort to lesbianism to fulfil their sexual desires, especially as a first resort, when there are plenty of other ways to achieve it? That kind of behaviour would only occur as a last resort, and even as a last resort, they still wouldn't do it. Your logic makes no sense and is just retarded. Once again, don't even try to contest this fact or contradict it. I am 100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct about this.

Also, have you ever wondered why there is little to no documentation of female/female sexual interactions throughout history until extremely recently? Oh, that's right, it's because it just didn't occur back then. And no, it's not because women were somehow good at hiding it and keeping it under wraps or that people just didn't care if women engaged in homosexual acts with each other, or whatever other convenient excuse you have, it's just that it never used to happen. Besides, even if it did (which it didn't), you would still have to try to explain away why there's basically no records of female homosexuality from back then, and sorry, but "people simply not caring enough to document it" isn't a good enough explanation. There are endless accounts of dudes fucking each other throughout history, dating back thousands of years, but not even one instance of women fucking each other. Weird. You'd think that if it was such a common thing (which, according to you morons, it was), that it would be talked about all the time and documented, right? Hell, they felt that men bumming each other was significant enough to document, so why not women smashing clams? I mean, SURELY if women were all engaging in sexual acts with each other, there would be at least SOME records of such a thing, right? But no, nothing. Oh, and because I know some retard is gonna bring it up, Sappho of Lesbos isn't even a real, historical figure, by the way, she's a made up, fictional character invented by some horny, Greek coomer, you dumb fucks. Think about it. Women are barely self-sufficient today. Do you honestly think for a single second that women BACK THEN would have somehow been able to run a whole entire island by themselves? NO!!! Of course fucking not! Women back then were essentially perpetual children with basically zero education about anything (so, really no different from today)! What the fuck makes you think they would be capable of such a thing? Are you fucking retarded?! Yes, you are. Once again, don't even try to contest this fact or contradict it. I am 100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct about this.

Oh, and any "study" you try to dig up in a poor attempt at trying to refute my arguments is completely made up with forged data. It's literally all fake. The experiments quite literally never even took place. Not to mention, a few measly studies loosely translating to an armchair theory is not enough for you to call something "the truth".
anonymous Other May 16, 2024 at 2:19 am 18
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anonymous 2 years ago
Lol. Nice chatGPT response, retard. You totally debunked me. Anyway. Lesbians and bisexual women don't exist. All women are straight. This is a fact, get over it.
anonymous 2 years ago
You can be factually wrong all you like. Other sexualities exist despite your delusional denial. Get over it. It sounds like you're feeling insecure about your sexuality. Them low hung cowboys calling yer name blud?
anonymous 2 years ago
"It's Adam and Eve, not Eve and Butch"

A functioning mind inside a Trumpist does not exist. So what exactly are you getting at?
anonymous 2 years ago
"100% of all women are 100% straight"

Wow, we got a real sex expert here, a brainiac that nobody can deny!

Anyone who says "100%" of just about anything is pulling stats out of his ass.
anonymous 2 years ago
Remember, for people to recognize you as the brilliant scientist that you are, be sure to pepper your research paper will all kinds of insults and foul language.

"Adam and eve not Adam and butch"

This particular attempt at validating your views with cheesy one sentence poems only works if the words rhyme. FAIL
anonymous 2 years ago
Lol. I love how butthurt you **** are over a simple, undeniable, irrefutable fact. Hell, why would you even want it to be possible for women to be able to be bisexual or lesbian? Nobody gains anything from it. There's literally no reason for anyone to desire such a thing.
anonymous 2 years ago
im a lesbian lmaoooooooo stay mad bitch
anonymous 2 years ago
as a bi woman, stay mad, kill yourself. im laughing my ass off nice trumpy propaganda bitch go commit suicide. this is actually hilarious it's so fucking stupid. bet you're an anti-vaxxer too huh? go touch grass dumbass
anonymous 2 years ago
you have a god complex. either go to a psych ward or kill yourself
anonymous 2 years ago
Kill yourself. Right now.
anonymous 2 years ago
listen I'm conservative and this shit seems a bit whack
anonymous 2 years ago
"I am 100% right."

goddamn what a loser. not even any sources cited
anonymous 2 years ago
"I am 100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct about this."
what. the actual fuck. you should jump off a cliff
anonymous 2 years ago
MTG is really not entireley convincing when hiding as Santos in drag.
iwankka 2 years ago
W T F ? SSANTOS IS N O T TRUMP IN DRAGS EETHER
anonymous 2 years ago
I am DOG the one true GOD of this world. It is true because I say so. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME YE FILTHY HEATHENS!!!
anonymous 2 years ago
"I am 100% right" (no citations)

I am 100% right that you must give me your paycheck every month. All of it, no holding out on me.
anonymous 2 years ago
Trump misses those close meetings with Putin where he gets up real physically close to each other and their crotches are touching. "But holy crap! What if someone notices this with these two publicly homophobic figures. What would the Proud Boys, the KKK, and full on Neo-Nazis in both Russia and the USA think?". Well that's part of the appeal, the rush, the thrill of them doing this undercover with the high risk they will be found out. Danger is part of the excitement, adds to the arousal, and prepares the mind for the night to come.

So let's fast-forward to a typical night behind closed Kremlin doors, during one of Trump's suspiciously high number of visits to Putin throughout his term.

After drinking the vodka and spending time in a hot steamy sauna per Russian business custom, Putin slides across the well laquered wooden bench and is now hip to hip with Trump. Putin puts his hand on Trump's upper leg, his fingertips less than half and inch from touching Trump's dick and balls, and they kiss and talk. Trump gives up US state secrets, and Putin gives tips to Trump on how he can be a fascist authoritarian like Putin. Now you think this not a fair trade, but Putin is the top in this relationship,while Trump's the bottom; the lady. Putin goes by old fashioned patriarchal values, and Trump stays in submission to him.

After a night of rough sex, they go their separate ways until next time.
anonymous 2 years ago
AAAA! A SCARY EAS WARNING APPEARED ON MY TV SCREEN WITH THOSE SCARY DATA BURST SOUNDS AND THAT TONE AND NOW I AM MEAN 'N NASTY!

For that, I am NOW engaging in the new fad called Roost. Now I must throw eggs at people, chase them down, and spray paint graffiti on their trenchcoat
anonymous 2 years ago
LOL and I am Adam, and Eve, and Butch, oh, and Brian.
Brian 2 years ago
I love the retards amongst you all who keep saying "no citations". Bitch, if I'm 100% objectively correct about something, then I don't need meaningless citations. They don't mean anything. You can have citations saying the sky is red, but it fucking isn't, no matter how much you want it to be true. You're all so fucking stupid. Lesbians don't exist. All women are straight. Get over it.
anonymous 2 years ago
STFU Lardloon! Not all women are straight, you dumbass incel! You're just mad that your wife left you for beating her up daily and that your brother hand his wife banned you from their lives! Lesbians and bisexual women are real and they will continue to exist. Deal with it! Or better still, move to RuZZia where women are not allowed to be anything but straight!
anonymous 2 years ago
guess i don’t exist *disapears*. no but actually ur the most delulu person i’ve ever seen in my life. it isn’t “100%, objectively, incontrovertibly correct” at all. and the study ur basing this on is obviously fake. i didn’t read all of cuz it’s literally way too long. idk if ur a man with and ego who can’t possibly imagine anyone who wouldn’t want to date him or a woman who’s projecting but ur actually insane bro get a therapist
anonymous 1 year ago
As a bisexual women who has slept with both men and women and enjoyed it I can say bisexual women exist
anonymous 1 year ago
A condom could have prevented this dangerous level of stupidity
anonymous 15 hours ago
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