I was reading an article about a lost VB Mario Land game and how screenshots of it were found in an old AOL archive. Cool. But the writer of the article had to pepper the peice with his shitty barbs against the Nintendo Virtual Boy about headaches, and the graphics being blood red, BLAH BLAH BLAH and while these were problems with the system, he was going out of his way to be passive agressive. Maybe mommy got him a VB instead of a Nintendo 64 for Christmas in the mid 1990s, and little Chuckums now all grown up is still sore about it.
Really dude, McDonalds is always hiring. That seems more your gig.
anonymousOther April 19, 2025 at 2:37 pm10
^The article was on Gamesradar anonymous 2 hours ago
LMFAO. I love it.
I like the Virtual Boy. I the headaches eyestrain shit is just internet BS, said by people who have likely never even played one. Of course some bullshit "journalist" on Polygon or wherever are going to write up a poorly written "article" full of cliches.
Vintex64 supposedly has a copy of VB Mario Land. This year Dragon Hopper and Zero Racers are supposed to be coming out. VB Mario Land is supposed to some time later. anonymous 2 hours ago
"full of cliches."
I swear to god, if he shoehorned something in like "Video killed the radio star" I would've already been on my way to Gamesradar, physically, to gnaw on the writer's pancreas. anonymous 2 hours ago
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anonymous 2 hours ago
I like the Virtual Boy. I the headaches eyestrain shit is just internet BS, said by people who have likely never even played one. Of course some bullshit "journalist" on Polygon or wherever are going to write up a poorly written "article" full of cliches.
Vintex64 supposedly has a copy of VB Mario Land. This year Dragon Hopper and Zero Racers are supposed to be coming out. VB Mario Land is supposed to some time later.
anonymous 2 hours ago
I swear to god, if he shoehorned something in like "Video killed the radio star" I would've already been on my way to Gamesradar, physically, to gnaw on the writer's pancreas.
anonymous 2 hours ago