I want Burger King

I want some BK. I once had this con man try to bum money from me at the drive thru at like 1 am. Sob story of how he worked all day, pregnant girlfriend, and just 17 dollars shy of getting a hotel for the night. Drove right the fuck off without a word when I said no. That guy used to scope out the same area. Fucking sleeze.

This other time years prior I went there and there was this obease black person. I couldn't tell if they were a guy or a girl. I glanced as they made my order. Told me the food was hot. They were clearly a guy then. I check the bag and they put their fucking phone number in there on receipt paper. Why can't this happen with a woman?! And preferably one who looks like Marisa Tomei. MY GOD I'd give her the BK treatment.

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Ronald Funny October 13, 2026 at 8:00 pm 0 0