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If I could go into a movie

And fuck the bitches I want. Like a cinema Fleshlight if you will, these are the ones who come to mind.

Amber Heard on Zombieland before she's a zombie. Only thing I found that whore attractive on.

Marisa Tomei. Good Lord. Now or whenever. Just. Damn. Not her on My Cousin Vinny. I'd do her on that movie where she was topless. SCHWING!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhhhhh. I can't think of any others. There's this movie called Big Trouble where Sophia Vergaga has her feet licked by that fucking weirdo Stanley Tucci guy. I bet anything Quentin Tarantino has pulled a Pee Wee Herman while watching that scene.
anonymous Relationships October 12, 2026 at 11:51 am 0
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