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I hate women!

Real women are terrible! I have a list of rules and a women I date needs to follow all of them or else we can’t date. Here’s the list:
-does all the chores
-has sex whenever I say so
-doesn’t have a period
-isn’t transgender or bisexual or lesbian or something
-wears makeup
-has pretty eyelashes
-has big boobs
-shaves
-is a natural woman
-has painted nails in girl colors
-doesn’t masturbate
-doesn’t hide her true face from me
-screams and yells my name during sex because it makes me horny
-weighs only 90 pounds because she isn’t a fat person
-uses her money to buy me nice things
-has blue, green, or teal eyes
-has long hair
-takes only 3 minutes to shower
-doesn’t poop, fart, burp, or pee

Please use my list to help you find a good woman. It will help a lot.

anonymous Other December 16, 2024 at 10:56 pm 1 6

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I forgot to add she also has to be younger than 20 or else we can’t date

anonymous 12 months ago

Are you actually insane lmao this has to be satire

anonymous 12 months ago

I think what you wanted is to date a plant, or someone in a vegetative/comatose state

Jump off of a cliff 12 months ago

Has to take less than 3 minutes to shower? Thats weird

anonymous 12 months ago

bro, that's stupid.

anonymous 12 months ago

Oh,so you want a maid/slave. Yup,this is why males shouldn't have rights.

anonymous 12 months ago

And this is why you're cry wanking all over the internet because no-one will touch your pathetic little wee wee.
Wind your neck in you stupid little incel.
Bet even your mother can't stand you

anonymous 4 hours ago

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