I fucking hate Angry Birds Movie 2

The title should be self-explanatory, but I'll elaborate.

When I was 13/14, I saw the trailer for the second Angry Birds movie, and I was pretty excited. It didn't strike a chord with me that much, but I thought, "You know what? The first movie was good, and it's not fair to judge a book by its cover. Why not?" I'll tell you why not, you stupid motherfucking idiot of a middle school graduate (no offence to the actually intelligent middle school graduates): the colour schemes don't work as well as they did in the first movie (the green pigs in the translucent ice scenes were especially shitty); the pop culture references are BEYOND horrendous (THE shining example fucking "Baby Shark"); I remember there being flashing colours at some point, and I'm relatively sensitive to those; the word "sexy" was actually said in one of the songs (I neither remember nor care what it was); and there were more dirty jokes than in the first one, some of which were more obviously dirty (i.e. the scene where one of the chicks' swearing was censored with a foghorn sound)! Worst of all, I BEGGED MY MOM TO *PAY* FOR THIS SHIT, AND SHE DID! I HAD MY MOM NEEDLESSLY DRAIN HER BANK ACCOUNT FOR MY STUPID-ASS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID SOUL! "Oh, Mommy, will you take me to see this shitty movie?" FUCK YOU, ME!

I'm well aware that the first movie had similar issues, but they're not as major as in this movie. The Angry Birds Movie 2 sucks and always will!

You know the ending song, "Best Day" by Kesha?! "ThIs Is GoNnA bE tHe BeSt DaY oF yOuR LifE, Of YoUr LiFe, Of YoUr LiFe! :P" THINK AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!

If anyone comes at me saying, "No ThIS moViE Is AweSoME!", GO READ A FUCKING BOOK AND SOLIDIFY YOUR MUSHY-ASS BRAIN!

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Anonymous Other July 27, 2021 at 12:44 pm 0 0