How to not be retarded

Basically all the people who I hate who fucked me over and treated me like shit share a lot of the same traits.

You wanna be successful? Just do the opposite of them.

Don't drink. It's not cool. It's not eloquent. It makes you look like shit. Weakens your immune system. Ages you and is expensive.

Don't get takeout all the damn time. Hemorrhages money and makes you feel like shit. Cheaper and more nourishing to eat home cooked food. It's amazing that a food bill for one person can be a few hundred, versus a couple thousand of all you eat is fast food shit.

Stop fixating on fucking. You'd be amazed how not being obsessed with that can keep you from having offspring you aren't ready for, and keep you from getting into trouble in the workplace because fucking coworkers is not something you need to do. Sex isn't everything. How stupid are people to think that it is?

Don't get trashy tattoos. That shit is expensive, hurts job prospects because it shows you're trashy and bad with decisions, and is expensive as fuck. It also leads to health problems too. Possibly contracts diseases too.

So. Don't over spend. Don't fuck around. Don't get permanent ugly tattoos. And maybe with some of that money you're saving, invest it. Not in crypto or Pokemon cards or casinos/sports bets like retards do. Invest in the stock market.

There. How not to be a tard.

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anonymous Funny October 06, 2025 at 3:17 pm 0 0