Everything trash people do

Everything I can think of at this moment.

Trying to act young. Only retards act like bratty teenagers. At that age, or in your 20s onward. It's pathetic and creepy to be "besties" with a teenager when you're almost old enough to be their parent. Only loser pieces of shit pretend to be best friends with their kids, or "sisters". You do this, don't be surprised if that kid grows up and has nothing to do with you. You didn't raise them, they had to raise you.

Giving their kids stupid fuck names. Destiny. Trinity. Divinity. Angel. Trash.

Drinks at any age. Alcoholicism is not cool. You are not smart for causing damage by drinking some shit that tastes awful that you pretend tastes good.

Eating out all the time. Your brain is the size of a walnut if you think it's a better value than cooking. "But da ingredients most $14 and the meal at McDonald's is 13 bruh." Ignore how much more you get with those ingredients.

If you use any of the following slang you should be deported. Bro. Bruh. Any use of buddy, friend, or my guy used to condescend. Fire. Slay. Cap. And phrases like "shoot your shot."

Talks about internet memes and tired TV/MOVIE quotes like they are being clever. Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, and South Park are not obscure underground things. Stop acting like it.

Likes shitty music. MGK and garbage like that. Then the 50 something losers think young people still like Motley Crue and shit. STFU.

Tattoos. If your arms and body are covered in random UGLY designs you are a retard with shit decision making abilities. Thanks for advertising it.

Pitbulls.

Smoking of any kind.

Concerts. Only trash go to 587 of them. People who don't suck maybe go to two or three ever and actually like who they're seeing. They aren't going to see some bullshit 60 year old band on their 23rd farewell tour when half of the band is already dead.

Either the beater car, or the gaudy muscle car. Neither are cool and there is no excuse for either.

Bragging of trashy shit. What all drugs youve done. People you've fucked. Laws you broken. Wow. You look like pig shit. You have no money left. Your SO is some fucking washed up convict acting morherfucker. Don't act like you've loved this accomplished life when you've really just been an impulsive retard who refuses to ever learn from anything.

Acting badass and cool for your political views. And if you openly say how you'll cut people off of they don't blindly think whatever bullshit you do. Fuck you.

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anonymous Funny June 22, 2025 at 5:17 pm 0 0