Dear workplace losers

No one likes you.

No one thinks screaming "GIT INNN MY BHELLY!!!!!" and 28 year old South Park quotes is clever or funny, like how you think it is.

No one believes that you supposedly ran your own company, or were rich, or ARE rich. When you're sitting there working this job, and are constantly crying about how you don't have any money. WHERE IS ANY OF YOUR SUPPOSED SUCCESS?!!?!??!??!?!?!? Maybe stop buying vapes, tattoos, and McDonald's and you'd be amazed at how much that alone would keep you from overdrafting your bank account every other day. Maybe you wouldn't be poor as shit if you didn't live like the spoiled retard you are.

NO ONE is going to take financial advice from you, or wants you to talk at them. Spouting off obvious "investment tip" bullshit you saw on a YouTube video, or hearing you brag about committing tax fraud. Everyone knows you're a fucking dumbass.

Drinking is not cool. Stop acting like Kahlua after work, or whatever the hell you drink is something envious. Yeah downing a $30 bottle of shit every night, that's about $210 a week before tax, and it also makes a person look like shit and ruins their health. Isn't it cool to be a grown ass fucking adult, behaving like a retarded teenager?

And talking about smut. Eww. No one thinks you're attractive, much less the loser you're with. You think it's brag worthy how you've just fucking started dating someone and are already engaged. You're deciding to get married at the point where most normal people would even be deciding if they want to be in a relationship with someone. By the time normal people would be at the point of wanting to fuck for the first time, you're already married and in domestic battery heaven. God, you're a fucking retard.

I hate people like this, and I wish the one I work with would go ahead and quit like they all do.

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Undercover Boss Work May 19, 2025 at 2:05 pm 0 0