dear all active drinkers

You do realize everyone can smell it on you right? Why do you choose not to partake in oral hygiene? You all tend to have this rancid shit breath that is literally like someone took a shit in your mouth, and you gargled it around to where it's now between your teeth like Oreos, and it's there. No natural fucking bad breathe is like this, it's always when it's caused by alcohol.

Maybe stop being a self-wallowing crybaby and stop drinking the shit. Maybe brush your fucking teeth too. If anyone has had reason to drink in this life it's me, and I don't fucking do it. I've had enough problems and only ever saw the downside of what alcohol does, due to having to always fucking be around it, so I didn't make the choice to be a retard.

Anyone whose all like "well, I wuz bored" or "I've done things....but so have you...." should be fucking deported. They can breathe their shit breathe on people there at Retard Monkey Island.

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anonymous Funny May 28, 2026 at 6:31 am 0 0