Dating app trash

Here are things losers do on dating apps, and the people who actually want someone are tired of.

Not responding to initial messages, or only giving one worded responses.

Waiting days to reply with non-responses. AKA two days for "k"

Only talking about yourself.

Acting like traveling is a personality type. Oh, you've been to Disney World :0. Wow, you got beer in Germany and your (pancake or sagging) tits are poking out in your dirndl dress.

Booze in almost every picture. Not sexy, not cool, not fun. Alcoholism doesn't make you cultured.

Overly opinionated shit. Either "don't talk to me if you voted for the orange goblin" or "looking for someone who votes conservative and has a beard and a truck" Wow. Your fantasy of a big pee pee hot guy with your same backwards ass beliefs is really going to be attracted to your birdlipped pictures with the Snapchat horn filter applied.

If you have kids, you don't have the upper hand. Make it work with the people you fucked. No one wants to be parent to you and your bratty ass, trashy offspring. Especially if you're boasting about how your four year old is your "best friend." 20 years from now that kid will either be garbage like you, or like Fionna on Shameless of hating your ass because they never got to be a kid and had to raise you like they were the parent.

And video games/anime/Star Wars/Disney shit/Taylor Swift/The Office. None of that stuff or any pop culture should be your personality type. Like what you like. If you genuinely like something, that is cool. I don't however want to be around someone who makes their entire identity nothing but pop culture shit, and then they can't even quote anything beyond the most well known and basic bitch of moments from whatever it is that they claim to love so damn much. And with video games, I cringe when I see a woman boasting about Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley. I had a VERY unhappy and fucked up life growing up, lived inside of video games. I never do anything to allude to it and I've gotten rid of around 80% of that shit. I don't get why you're fixated on the shit and probably had a much better life than I did.

Anyway. That's all I got for no. Free free to add more in the comments. Dating apps suck.

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anonymous Dating October 16, 2025 at 11:36 am 0 0