Council sucks donkey dick

Had some issues with the council tax, long story short I'm now on the hook for four months worth because that's how long it took for a letter or a text or a phone call about it to ever reach me! Now I have some bullshit card of theirs that I have to use at a paypoint and I've had to submit a whole fucking bunch of photo evidence of my "finances" which is literally dust that used to be that one moth that appears in broke people's wallets plus fill out a whole bunch of forms and send em in via snail mail plus wait for the bureaucrats to cut through all the red tape with their shared butter knife from 1963.

FUCKING HELL, those asshats even had me on hold for 47 minutes just because I needed a specific date that I had to add on the form. They're not even busy! They're just sat there eating their fourth sandwich or binge watching trash TV, anything but help right? Because they didn't even give me the right motherfucking date despite clear instructions!

I'm off to go smash some trash that's meant to go in the skip into dust out back until my hands hurt. Maybe let out a long overdue primal scream of pure rage.

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anonymous Home August 26, 2026 at 10:59 am 0 0