Boo hoo

It's graduation weekend here for the college. And it's absolutely funny watching the college kids not getting help. Or even one person putting signs up "good riddance the college kids are gone"
It blows my mind on how much this town bends over backwards for these entitled fuckers. But the town people fucking hate their guts.

Like tonight I've turned down so many dumb bitches trying to get free rides.
And when you turn them down the start playing victim card "why won't you take me home, I'm drunk and vulnerable! From one woman to another we should help each other"
Ma'am no we don't. I don't want an STD or puke in my car, and us sticking together yea no. I'm gonna let them have you so I can escape. I know weakness when I see it. And drunk college whores dressed skimpy means your willing to be the meat shields for the smarter women.

Like for real. You bitch and complain about being drunk and no ride. And I'm the bitch, ma'am I'm trying to save the interior of my car from getting crabs and ghonerea.
But I'm the bad guy. No I'm not.

Just so fucking happy the college fucks are gone for the summer. No small dick chads, no dumb whores that think they're special.
Gonna miss towing their vehicles, locking doors on them..

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anonymous Funny May 13, 2025 at 12:36 am 0 0