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America is missing something

If we had Barney the Dinosaur back as America's punching bag, maybe people wouldn't be so stressed the fuck out. Better to take your anger out on a stupid purple dinosaur character than on fast food clerks, and other people in public. Too bad "Barney Bashing" went away in the 2000s.

Yes, this might upset a lot of people who grew up with the show, but it worked as a means to redirect and vent out pent up anger in the 1990s.
anonymous Other January 14, 2026 at 2:01 am 0
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^The more I think about it, that might have actually prevented some really horrific stuff from happening back in the day. But we will never know.
anonymous 3 weeks ago
one voice, one face, one sword...demanding tribute ...obay
anonymous 3 weeks ago
"I love you, you love me, let us nuke Barney! With 100, 200, 300, or 400 megatons or more, no more purple dinosaur"
anonymous 3 weeks ago
Shut up sneaky bitch
anonymous 3 weeks ago
"Shut up sneaky bitch"

Shut up to you too, BITCH!
anonymous 3 weeks ago
Hitler. Or Trump
anonymous 3 weeks ago
I love you, you love me. Please come back here Baaaa-ney! With an uppercut, a jab, and a kick and stomp or two, America needs to unleash it's stress on you
anonymous 3 weeks ago
It's a good thing the CGI remake/reboot/whatever wasn't around in the 90s because everyone would've gone absolutely nuclear. "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's take all the traits of the Barney character that adults hated in the 90s, and make them ==EXAGGERATED==". (rolls eyes). Thankfully, this one seems to be buried amongst the other loud, garish, and putrid slop that's being peddled as "educational TV" these days.
they just had to go and do it 2 hours ago
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